Lightning Mcqueen Funny Moments With Weedo

Here is some innuendo constitute in Cars films.

Movies

Cars (2006)

  • When everybody notices that Lightning McQueen was missing after Mack arrives in California, Mack asks "Did I forget to wipe my mud flaps?" This might mean he forgot to wipe his bottom.
  • When Sally asks Flo what she sells while in traffic courtroom, she says, "I take gas." Ramone and Mater brainstorm laughing. They were probably thinking about the farting type of gas.
  • When Minny and Van leave Radiator Springs, Lightning McQueen tells them that he is in "Hillbilly Hell".
  • Relating the story of Doc Hudson'due south past, Lightning McQueen states that he won three Piston Cups. Disgusted at what he misheard, Mater exclaims, "He did what in his cup?!" He misheard him proverb "pissed in cup"
  • Minny: Oh, for the love of Chrysler, can we please ask someone for directions?
  • Lightning'southward racing sponsor is Rust-eze Medicated Bumper Ointment: New Rear-End Formula, a treatment for 1'south backside.
  • When Sarge tells Fillmore to plough his disrespectful junk off, Fillmore replies "Respect the classics, man. It's Hendrix." The song he was playing was Jimi Hendrix'south controversial cover of the The states national canticle, which he played in Woodstock '69.
  • The bumper sticker that Lizzie puts on Van reads "Nice Butte."
  • When Lightning McQueen drives in on Doc Hudson fixing Sheriff, Lightning stares, and Sheriff says "Go a good peek, city boy?" Every bit McQueen leaves the dispensary, Sheriff shouts "Promise you enjoyed the prove!"
  • The sign to Top Downward Truckstop says "All Convertible Waitresses."
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  • At that place is a scene where Mia and Tia literally flash Lightning with their headlights. This would exist the automobile equivalent of groupies pulling up their shirts to flash celebrities.
  • One of the sponsors in the Piston Cup is called "Leak Less", a trademark of drip pans that are used to prevent oil leaks.
  • During the start time McQueen had to fix the main street road and Red the firetruck ignored him, later on McQueen got upset and said, "I shouldn't have to put upwardly with this. I'm a precision instrument of speed and aerodynamics." Then Mater got confused and asked, "You lot hurt your what?" Mater probably was referring to Lightning's crotch.
  • Rusty car: That race was a pisser!
  • When Lightning explains to Mater that Sally is going to permit him stay at the motel, Mater replies, "Gettin' cozy at the cone, eh?" He is probably referring to him and Sally having sex.
  • Sarge says to Filmore "The 60s weren't good to yous, were they?" This combined with Filmore's personality implies that he used drugs in the 1960s, specifically marijuana.
  • At the traffic courtroom in the courthouse, after Lightning McQueen asked if Mater knew Sally, Mater said "She's the boondocks attorney... and my fiancĂ©e." (to make McQueen go jealous or just to tease him) Then McQueen exclaims "What?!" (he thought Mater was serious and Mater was trying to go a reaction out of him for play) with a shocked face and Mater giggled and lightly tapped him and said, "Nah, I'one thousand just kiddin'. She merely likes me for my torso."
  • When Lightning tells Rusty and Dusty Rust-eze that the track is always lit, one of them replies "So is my blood brother, but he still needs headlights!", meaning he'due south a drunk driver.

Cars 2 (2011)

  • Quote:
Grem: Hey, Professor Z! This is one of those British spies we told you about.
Acer: Yep! This one nosotros caught sticking his bumper where information technology didn't belong.
  • After Lightning McQueen insults Francesco Bernoulli past calling him "fragile," Francesco begins swearing in Italian, before being muted to avoid offense to Italian viewers then backs up and rubs his back tires on the flooring meaning that he may take been flipping Lightning off.
  • Afterward Mater leaves the bath, gas comes out of his tailpipe and he says, "Dad Mucilage pistachio ice foam!"
  • When Mater is disguised and going to the private meeting for the Lemons in Porto Corsa, y'all see cars gambling with fuzzy dice.
  • When Francesco notices his mother, he says, "McQueen is very sad! I will trounce his weep-baby lesser today!"
  • Mater warns both Grem and Acer about the lavatory with the line "And when she starts giggling, prepare to be squirted!" This could be referring to ejaculation.
  • When a few cars were gambling dice, Mary Esgocar comes and says "Air freshener," which might mean she is talking almost puberty.
  • When Acer falls onto the chopsticks on the sign, it looks like the sushi eating car is a cannibal, pregnant he eats his own kind.
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  • When Holley said to Mater they should observe somewhere more private, Mater was outset to call up that she meant for them to have sexual activity.
  • When "Mater is leaking oil at Tokyo Political party" (actually, it was Miles), that might mean that he is peeing.
  • When Acer falls into a truck's tank at the airdrome the tank says "lavatory services", showing that he brutal in other cars' wastes.
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  • When Luigi reads Mater'south letter, it said: "P.P.S. That's funny correct in that location". "Pee Pee" is a toddler's fashion of maxim "pee" and a boy toddler's mode of saying his wiener or penis, it tin can become both ways. Maybe Mater was talking about both.
  • WGP racer Rip Clutchgoneski'due south fictional land is called Republic of New Rearendia. Rear end is in the discussion "rearendia" as in buttocks.

Cars three (2017)

  • At the demolition derby, the race announcer says that one of the rules is "No cursing. It's family night!"
  • On the embankment, when Cruz tells McQueen that he could trip and fall on the beach, McQueen says "Life's a beach."

Cars Toons: Mater's Alpine Tales

Unidentified Flying Mater

  • When Mater and Mator fly past Sarge and Fillmore, Fillmore pushes his tin of oil away, meaning that he thinks he's drunk.

Tokyo Mater

  • Kabuto is said to strip any motorcar he if he defeats his opponent in any race against him of their modifications, therefore making him/her "stock." At the end of the short, Mater beats Kabuto in his own race, and every bit a result it'due south Kabuto that's the i that ends up losing all of his modifications. This would essentially exist considered to exist the automobile equivalent of nudity.

Mater Individual Eye

  • Quote:
Mater: What are yous doing here, Tia?
Tia: I missed you!
Mater: Like y'all missed your last smog check.
Tia: You don't have to play poker with me!
Mater: Well, you always were the wild card.
  • When Mater inquire Carmen for Mia, she says she doesn't remember. So Mater shows her a whitewall wheel, pretending to convince her. Carmen says she may remember, till finally Mater shows her another 3 wheels, convincing Carmen. This is a clear case of bribery.
  • Quote:
Clyde: (asking Carmen for Mater) Hey, is this guy bugging you?
Carmen: Not yet, but a daughter tin hope. (Carmen looking hinted to Mater)
  • Quote:
Mater: It was a fine mess you got me into, Tia.
Tia: I'thou bully, Mater. I but drive that fashion. Come on. Let's pick upward where we left off.

Fourth dimension Travel Mater

  • When Stanley and Lizzie get married, they go to a hotel named Comfortable Caverns and car horns can be heard, which means they might be having sex.

Mater and the Ghostlight

  • After hearing a very scary ghostlight story by the town'south Sheriff, Mater starts shaking and rattling uncontrollably all over his niggling metallic body, he is also breathing difficult and heavily. After he begins to notice that he'south the but one rattling, he looks nervously for a spot to put his front down while still cowers and shivers on the floor. Right before he puts his front down, for a split second you can clearly see his minor genitalia on his undercarriage. Seconds later he feels his hind raising up. Before he grabs his claw to pull it down again, for merely a few seconds, information technology looks like he's air humping/thrusting (only in a circular and back-and-forth motility) like a petty kid in fright, trying to comfort himself from existence afraid.

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In Video Games

Cars Race-O-Rama

  • Sometimes, when you crash Flo, she yells: "I'm a prove machine, non a donkey!"
  • Sometimes, when you lot laissez passer a female car, she volition say: "Then, you gotta girlfriend even so?"

Cars 2: The Video Game

When you lot play as Mater, sometimes when you have him jump high in the air, he says, "Ah! I remember I hurt my whatsit!" Which means he hurts his crotch or wiener.

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Source: https://pixarcars.fandom.com/wiki/Innuendo

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